Infotix -- A Technology notepad

1. Dormitory == Dirty Room
2. Desperation == A Rope Ends It
   
3. The Morse Code == Here Come Dots
4. Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em
   
5. Animosity == Is No Amity
   
6. Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's
   
7. Alec Guinness == Genuine Class
   
8. Semolina == Is No Meal
   
9. The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet
   
10. A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place
    
11. The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake
    
12. Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one
    
13. Contradiction == Accord not in it
    

• This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Becomes:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

• "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." -- Neil A. Armstrong

Becomes:

A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!